on a scale from 1 to Carl the llama, how hungry are you?
You remember too much,
my mother said to me recently.
Why hold onto all that? And I said,
Where can I put it down?
She shifted to a question about airports.
Facebook: “Look! One of your best friends just got engaged! Happy happy happy happy happy”
rub it in a little harder, world, why don’t you
keep on rubbing it in, go on
if it’s any more constant then maybe I’ll just go numb
a cruel masseuse
Hypothetical new relationship status options for Facebook to implement:
"Married to responsibilities"
"Not really quite sure I guess"
"Bitter but satisfied"
"Revisiting old mistakes"